Results 1 to 1 of 1

Thread: Top This One For A Speeding Ticket

  1. #1
    Mr. Pachitalk arbycoffee's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Location
    Jesup Iowa 'The Right Place'
    Posts
    19,372
    Thanks
    2,920
    Thanks Received
    15,150

    Default Top This One For A Speeding Ticket

    Top This One For A Speeding Ticket

    Speeding Ticket.jpg


    Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on I-15, just north of the Marine Corps Air Station at Miramar. One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill. The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour. The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then turned off.


    Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact locked on to a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low flying exercise near the location.


    Back at CHP Headquarters the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint to the USMC Base Commander.


    The reply came back in true USMC style:


    'Thank you for your letter. We can now complete the file on this incident.


    You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked on to your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it, which is why it shut down.


    Furthermore, an Air-to-Ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft had also automatically locked on to your equipment location.


    Fortunately, the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile system alert status and was able to override the automated defense system before the missile was launched to destroy the hostile radar position.


    The pilot also suggests you cover your mouths when cussing at them, since the video systems on these jets are very high tech. Sergeant Johnson, the officer holding the radar gun, should get his dentist to check his left rear molar. It appears the filling is loose. Also, the snap is broken on his holster.

    Thank you for your concern.
    Semper Fi.
    "This is My Personal Opinion and no others"

  2. The following 15 users say "Thanks" to arbycoffee


Similar Threads

  1. Story of A Speeding Ticket
    By owennewton in forum These are the days of our lives...
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 03-12-2008, 09:22 PM
  2. Speeding Ticket!
    By sparks911 in forum Dear Arby
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 02-27-2008, 01:34 AM
  3. Lottery Ticket
    By azlew in forum Dear Arby
    Replies: 8
    Last Post: 12-06-2006, 09:00 PM
  4. How to Avoid a Speeding Ticket
    By arbycoffee in forum Dear Arby
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 09-22-2005, 08:01 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •