PachinkoLunaPros selling on eUNIVERSE-- a Flight of Fantasy

[Bilko44]

I imagined a new vendor is set to begin selling on eUNIVERSE.

They call themselves PachinkoLunaPros and boast a modest 100,000 game inventory for sale. For the sake of discussion, I shall accept their claim as the absolute gospel truth. They tell no lies. They are all ready to be shipped.

Hmmmm, if they sell 5 games a day every day it will take only 54.79 Earth years to work through this inventory. So, in the year 2059, PachinkoLunaPros' last machine might be anted up for sale on eUNIVERSE.

I imagine the ad will run something like this:

Turn of the 21st century rare pachinko game. This is the last game from our original 100,000 machine inventory ( We now have 500,000 more in stock since sales have been steady). It is offered for sale at only one cent opening bid with a I Want it Now purchase price of only 2 cents.

Shipping Costs:
There is a fixed shipping cost of $1,999,994.36 to any destination within 5 miles of our warehouse which now encompasses the entire state of Rhode Island. Please add $2.5 million for shipping beyond 5 miles. Delivery to Mars will be handled from our PachinkoLunaPros warehouse on the moon. We ship only the best Low Gravity models which utilize 16 pound bowling balls to simulate Earth gravity play. Note: Out of this world prices carry an additional surcharge of $12.99 Billion per astromile.

All of our games were checked in our warehouse 54 years ago and carry our famous send us your money and we will send you a game that we will not guarantee once it ships out the air lock warranty.

(This flight of fancy is strictly my own and is not intended to represent any person or persons, living or dead, any business current or defunct. The name PachinkoLunaPros is my creation and is protected under current trademark regulations.)

[arbycoffee]

I was already to bid

You toy with my emotions, you use me,

:grin: :-? :lol: :roll: :-x :oops: :arrow: :-o :lol: :cry: :-? :-P :oops: :-) :!: :?: :lol: :grin:

I will just have to watch you, my mommie told me about men like you.

Come to think about it everybody told me about you and it was on FOX NEWS TOO!

[Bilko44]

I ran the story past Dan Rathernot and he gave it his stamp of approval.

And Heraldo Riveria drew me a map in the sand as to where I needed to post it.

[Tulsa]

All you need now is George W. Bushleague to sign up as in investor and you've got it! :wink:

[arbycoffee]

Was that kitty litter sand ? you know he smokes cigars of a funny shape, and everybody around him says they smell like shiz.

I hope he washed his hands

Little peter jeheny was jelious you didn't talk to him, he and his glass eye are going to go back to canada and pout.

[Bilko44]

Glass eye? Are you sure?

The only fellow I talked to that fit that description was Peter Fault, you know, the dectective on Colombow.

[Tulsa]

Peter Fault with the glass eye? Wasn't that Sandy Dunkin's brother? :wink:

[arbycoffee]

Next time he on TV, watch his eyes, you will see the floater.
He was worked on in the UNI of Iowa Eye Clinic, I was told the best in the US of A.

They try to keep the camra angles so you don't see.

[logicprobe]

(This flight of fancy is strictly my own and is not intended to represent any person or persons, living or dead, any business current or defunct. The name PachinkoLunaPros is my creation and is protected under current trademark regulations.)

Don't worry Bilko...
You're not the only pachinkoholic that has fantasies!
I could swear that I've seen that ad somewhere... maybe it was a from another dimension in time... perhaps during that passage I made the other day when the time-space continuum snapped. Remember that? That woke me right up from a nap, too!

You're twisted, warped, and demented. And you like pachinko.
I like that in a person.
Are you sure we're not related? :smt101

[arbycoffee]

Could be you both bowl the same die-rection

[Bilko44]

Logicprobe,

Yes, art imitates life and pachinko nuts imitate no known form of intelligent life.

[arbycoffee]

Yes, we believe in the true spear, the 11MM ball, the orbe of fever. The man with the most balls at death is declared the winner (No Rusty balls counted).