20 dollars

[beachcat]

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic
garbage bags behind her. One of the bags ripped and every once in a while a $20 bill fell out onto
the sidewalk.

Noticing this a policeman stopped her and said 'Ma'am there are $20 bills
falling out of your bag.'

'Oh really? Darn it!' said the little old lady 'I'd better go back and see if
I can find them. Thanks for telling me.'

'Well now not so fast' said the cop. 'Where did you get all that money? You
didn't steal it did you?'

'Oh no no' said the old lady. 'You see my back yard is right next to the
Lambeau Field football stadium parking lot. On game days a lot of Packer fans come
and pee through a knot hole in the fence right into my flower garden.
It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers you know. Then I thought
why not make the best of it?'

So now on game days I stand behind the fence by the knot hole real quiet
with my garden pruners. Every time some guy sticks his pecker through my
Fence, I surprise him and say' O.K.buddy! Give me $20 or off it comes''

'Well that seems only fair' said the cop laughing. 'OK. Good luck! Oh by the
way what's in the other bag?'

'Well you know ' said the little old lady 'Not everybody pays.'

[millermaster1]

Good one ! If you haven't been to Lambeau Field this is one place you need to put on your list. The joke will have a whole new light once you see what goes on for game day!
GO PACKERS!

[Banzaitrooper]

Me being a Wisconsonsite have been to lambeau field on game day, and let me tell you...
it's insane.. Wisconsin being a drinking state makes it worse. On the way out of the game I often see 5+ people passed out, one time i saw a guy who thought he had roller skates on try to jump on a bike rack and grind across it only to be stopped by his rubber shoes and fall face first on the pole drunks amuse me .

[luckydog]

you don't want to wash your hands in the men's room sinks at a Bucs game!!!

[birdbrain]

"Wisconsin being a drinking state makes it worse" i'm always in a drinking state!!

[rubberratt]

I am always in a state of confusion

[new in town]

I all ways have "Visions" of Concerts I haven't been to yet.