Honest Indian
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a buffalo with the other.
He says to the waiter, 'Want coffee.'
The waiter says, 'Sure, Chief. Coming right up'
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then justs walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun and another Buffalo.
He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, 'Want coffee.'
The waiter says, 'Whoa Tonto! We're still cleaning up the mess from yesterday.
What was that all about, anyway?'
The Indian smiles and proudly says, 'Training for position in US Congress'
'Come in, Drink coffee,
Shoot the Bull,
Leave mess for others to clean up,
Then dissappear for rest of day.'
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