We're all gonna die! on wednesday

[Banzaitrooper]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencete...Wednesday.html

Crazy Scientists!

[dattia]

CRAP! NOT next Wednesday...I've got things to do!!!

[logicprobe]

Well... no sense in making that mortgage payment this month, then.

I sure hope that thing doesn't run on Windows.

[BigBearSteve]

We're all Doomed!!!

The sky is falling, The sky is falling...

[johntofva]

Cool... I am going to take the next four days off. Might as well go out with a bang.



Yeah go head and groan me. I deserve it.

[Tulsa]

I was just wondering why it would take you four days to get..

Oh nevermind.

[arbycoffee]

"ell and I was going to be a Motel manager

[RaymondV]

Interesting to say the least.

I am no physicist, but if there are people in the field that think it is a possibility that those things could happen, there must be something to it.
Lets just hope they know what they are doing

[luckydog]

with my smaller screen and poor eyesight I thought is said we are all going to "diet" wednesday

[FTKServices]

Hey this ain't right... I am on my way to recover now that I am home. If I know this was going to happen I could have saved the $75,000 in hospital bills. Well I guess I don't have to pay any of them now.

[compirate]

Quickly everyone, send me your pachis!

[new in town]

If we spread ALL of our Pachi Sphere's out around the world They will absorbe the "Black Hole"

It's up to us to Save the World ! ! !

YouTube - Atom Smasher Fires Soon ! 1 in 50 million To End World

YouTube - Will The World End September 10th

YouTube - The World Will End September 10th!? black hole machine in Switzerland-Are we all going to die next Wednesday?

[birdbrain]

"ell and I was going to be a Motel manager

and i was looking forward to spending some time with my wife at your place! it's nice when you don't have to change the sheets yourself

[luckydog]

should I max out all my credit cards???

Spoiler

oh wait, they are maxed out already

[Sid]

all that money and trouble just so we can find out the answer is 42

[takethecastle57]

The Doctor Will Save us


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGUpvEmTyGY

[hanabi]

I've been watching a few docomentarys lately about the Large Hadron Converter

It's actually been fascinating viewing,

This is one of the programmes

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00dccnr/

[JohnAtRealDeal]

Now, I'm no scientist, I havent even worked out how to change the bulbs on Thunderbirds yet, but there are sources saying that there's a 1 in 50 million chance that this whole thing could go 'Lady-chests Uppermost', shall we say! Every week or so, someone wins the National Lottery Jackpot defying odds in excess of 14 million - 1. So it's roughly three times less likely that the Apocalypse will come on Wednesday. Or to put it another way, its as likely as three people sharing the National Lottery Jackpot. How often does that happen??? Oh poo... we're all doomed!!! And the more they use this thing ( at £4 billion, I'm expecting this Large Hadron Collider is reusable, not disposable!) then statistically, the more likely it's going to cause the end of the world.

On the subject of the LARGE Hardron Collider, couldn't they have built a Regular Hardron Collider and saved £2 billion, or was it a deal like McDonnalds where they got to go large for an extra 50p?! Seriously, if they could save £2 billion by having a Small Hadron Collider (BTW, be careful how you spell Hadron, folks, it only takes one small typo as I just found out...) why not just build a small one?

Now for the really worrying thought of the day. The only way 'scientists' can usually secure £4 Billion pounds to fund the building of a machine that they're not entirely sure is going to work is for them to claim that any results from the experiments may have military use at some stage. I.e., at some point, it could be used as a weapon or to develop new types of weapon based upon its findings. While the Wright Brothers tinkered with the idea of powered flight, it wasn't until a major war broke out, that we decided planes might be a good idea. Forget 'Air Supremacy', this thing could lead to devices that give you 'Atomic Supremacy' or even 'Climate Supremacy'. Imagine that. No need to send troops into battle any more, just melt the physical matter in the immediate vicinity. A weapon like that would, in the wrong hands, lead to Global Domination. Maybe wiping the planet on Wednesday doesnt seem like the worst case scenario after all...


Happy Days!

[takethecastle57]

Heck, the U.S.A. and the Russians have the plans for Nicola Tesla's Death Ray that he perfected in the 1930's and then there's H.A.R.P. in Alaska so more stuff you don't want to know to make you worry. I'll leave you with this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjnvSQuv-H4


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_zJXhMz-kY

[rubberratt]

Wednesday is not good for me... I gotta pay my bills and go to work, and fight with the credit card compa...

Wait Wednesday will do nicely ^_^

I'll be here sucking on my towel... waiting for the Vogons

Checklist:
Peanuts
Beer
A thing my Aunt gave me and I don't know what it is
a Cheese sandwich
Towel
Screwdriver
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