JUST ALITTLE iTALIAN ...

**beachcat** · 08-27-2008, 10:00 PM

Salud!

An 80-year-old Italian goes to the
doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in
and asks, "How do you stay in such great physical condition?"

I'm Italian and I am a golfer," says the old guy, "and that's why I'm in
such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down
the fairways. I have a glass of vino, and all is well."

"Well," says the doctor, "I'm sure that
helps, but there's got to be more to it.
How old was your Dad when he died?"

"Who said my Dad's dead?"

The doctor is amazed. "You mean you're
80 years old and your Dad's still alive.
How old is he?"

"He's 100 years old," says the old Italian
golfer. "In fact he golfed with me this
morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a walk and had a little
vino and that's why he's still alive. He's Italian and he's a golfer, too."

"Well," the doctor says, "that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than
that. How about your Dad's Dad? How old was he when he died?"

"Who said my grandpa's dead?"

Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean you're 80 years old and your
grandfather's still living! Incredible, how old is he?"

"He's 118 years old," says the old Italian golfer..

The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, "So, I guess he went golfing
with you this morning too?"

"No. Grandpa couldn't go this morning
because he's getting married today."

At this point the doctor is close to losing it. "Getting married!! Why
would a 118 year- old man want to get married?"

"Who said he wanted to?"