Dear Boss

[Eddie]

Dear Boss,

I have enjoyed working here these past several years. You have paid me
very well, given me benefits beyond belief. I have 3-4 months off per year

and a pension plan that will pay my salary till the day I die and a health

plan that most people can only dream about.

Despite this, I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a new position.

During this time I will show up for work when it is convenient. In
addition I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the other perks
associated with my current job.

Oh yeah, if my search for this new job proves fruitless, I will be back
with no loss in pay or status. Before you say anything, remember that you
have no choice in the matter. I can and will do this.

Sincerely,
Every Senator or Congressman running for President.

[arbycoffee]

They should atleast get their ears pierced