The Great PachiTalk "Groan off"

[johntofva]

Ok... Here is an idea that has been building for sometime now. I think we need to have a Pachitalk Groan Off. We have some heavy hitters here that have been honing there skills for years. So the question is, "Do you think you are better than rest?"

As I noted everyones groan count, I was surprise to see so many with (0). That just isn't right. And all those lurkers out there, this is a great time to start posting!!! ... I would like to thank everyone in advance for all the good laughs!!!

So the rules:

1: The person with the most groans win.

2: Time limit: 2 weeks - Start 7 PM EST time 2 Aug. ---- End 15 Aug at 6 PM.EST

3: Now this rule will kill you. If you post a joke that we are require to delete because it doesn't meet the standards set forth in the guidelines of Pachitalk, you will loose "5" groans plus any groans that people have given you in that post.

4. There is no limit to the number of posts you can make. So even the novice can compete against the "Big Dogs."

5. The only person excluded is ME.

6. I have taken note of everyones Groan count as of 7 PM EST. This will be minus from the groan count on Friday Aug 16 6 PM EST.

7. So ALL groans will count now matter where on the board you receive them. But this is the best place to quickly increase those counts.

8. The prize: 5 generic pachi flags sent free of charge anywhere in the world.

[BigBearSteve]

I have an idea that has building for sometime now. I think we need a "Groan off", not like the last "wootoff". A thread dedicated to see who can achieve the must groans... Come on, what do you guys think?

OK. I'll start

Why are there no phone books in China?

Because there are so many people named "Wing" and...

So many people named "Wong"

They where afraid too many people might 'Wing the Wong number'

[luckydog]

did you hear about the cannibal who passed his grandma in the woods

[RaymondV]

I have an idea that has building for sometime now. I think we need a "Groan off", not like the last "wootoff". A thread dedicated to see who can achieve the most groans... Come on, what do you guys think?

I had to groan you for coming up with this idea

[BigBearSteve]

I had to groan you for coming up with this idea

Me Too!
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What does a cat sleep on?

A caterpillow...

[johntofva]

The rules have been added to the first post...

[Youngjedi]

Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called baygulls!

Get it?

[BigBearSteve]

Where does a waitress with one leg work?

IHOP

[johntofva]

... I am laughing myself silly all ready.

[Youngjedi]

A Knot walks into a bar...sits and has a few beers and talks with the bartender. After an hour, he gets up and leaves.

Later that day another knot walks into the bar and sits and orders a beer. The Bar tender looks at him and says..."hey, weren't you here before?

The Knot looks up and says.." nope! I'm a frayed knot."

(I hate telling jokes...my timing is always off. )

[BigBearSteve]

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Right where you left him...

[Chrisdice]

Why was the no legged dog called cigarette ? Because every day his master took him out for a drag.
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.

[luckydog]

a polish couple Stash and Agnes went to a swap party for the first time, when they got there they all threw their keys in a bowl.

they had a great time drinking and dancing all nite. at the end of the party

Spoiler

Stash went home with a new Cadillac

[BigBearSteve]

A pirate joke:

A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down and orders a rum.

The bartender asks "Why are you wearing a paper towel"?

Arrrrrrrrr, Says the pirate, "I've got a bounty on me head"

[johntofva]

After getting some great tips from fellow members, I have refined the rules just a little. Good Luck...

[luckydog]

Have you heard about the new corderoy pillows?

They're making headlines



Teacher, Billy how much is 5Q and 5Q

Billy 10Q

Teacher,

Spoiler

your welcome!!!

[Meathead]

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Right where you left him...

Now you need to take him for a drag...

[H20Dreams]

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. Dick Cheney walks over and says, "What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III ".

And Cheney says, "Really? How do you plan to pull that off?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big breasts."

Cheney exclaimed, "A blonde with big breast ? Why kill a blonde with big breasts?"

Bush turns to Powell and says, "See, I told you he wouldn't worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"

[H20Dreams]

What does a mathamatician do when he's constipated?



He takes a pencil and works it out!

[Tulsa]

What does a mathamatician do when he's constipated?



He takes a pencil and works it out!

You obviously took the lead out of that one.