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    Default The Great PachiTalk "Groan off"

    Ok... Here is an idea that has been building for sometime now. I think we need to have a Pachitalk Groan Off. We have some heavy hitters here that have been honing there skills for years. So the question is, "Do you think you are better than rest?"

    As I noted everyones groan count, I was surprise to see so many with (0). That just isn't right. And all those lurkers out there, this is a great time to start posting!!! ... I would like to thank everyone in advance for all the good laughs!!!

    So the rules:

    1: The person with the most groans win.

    2: Time limit: 2 weeks - Start 7 PM EST time 2 Aug. ---- End 15 Aug at 6 PM.EST

    3: Now this rule will kill you. If you post a joke that we are require to delete because it doesn't meet the standards set forth in the guidelines of Pachitalk, you will loose "5" groans plus any groans that people have given you in that post.

    4. There is no limit to the number of posts you can make. So even the novice can compete against the "Big Dogs."

    5. The only person excluded is ME.

    6. I have taken note of everyones Groan count as of 7 PM EST. This will be minus from the groan count on Friday Aug 16 6 PM EST.

    7. So ALL groans will count now matter where on the board you receive them. But this is the best place to quickly increase those counts.

    8. The prize: 5 generic pachi flags sent free of charge anywhere in the world.
    Last edited by johntofva; 08-02-2008 at 09:35 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by johntofva View Post
    I have an idea that has building for sometime now. I think we need a "Groan off", not like the last "wootoff". A thread dedicated to see who can achieve the must groans... Come on, what do you guys think?
    OK. I'll start

    Why are there no phone books in China?

    Because there are so many people named "Wing" and...

    So many people named "Wong"

    They where afraid too many people might 'Wing the Wong number'
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    did you hear about the cannibal who passed his grandma in the woods
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    Default Re: The Great PachiTalk "Groan off"

    Quote Originally Posted by johntofva View Post
    I have an idea that has building for sometime now. I think we need a "Groan off", not like the last "wootoff". A thread dedicated to see who can achieve the most groans... Come on, what do you guys think?
    I had to groan you for coming up with this idea
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    Quote Originally Posted by RaymondV View Post
    I had to groan you for coming up with this idea

    Me Too!
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    Default Re: The Great PachiTalk "Groan off"

    The rules have been added to the first post...
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    Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?

    Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called baygulls!

    Get it?
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    Where does a waitress with one leg work?

    IHOP
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    Default Re: The Great PachiTalk "Groan off"

    Quote Originally Posted by BigBearSteve View Post
    Where does a waitress with one leg work?

    IHOP
    Is that the waitress with the name tag that says "EILEEN"?
    A Hardy har har...

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    THIS GROAN GAME SUCKS AND SO DOES PACHITALK!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE CAME UP WITH SUCH A RETARDED GAME. WHO COULD BE SOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID? OH, YEAH YOU!!! ONLY ON PACHITALK... WHOEVER JOINS IN THIS STUPID GAME NEEDS TO GET A LIFE!!!

    This should do the trick! I WIN!!!
    Last edited by 01PyTypeR#1140; 08-02-2008 at 11:59 PM.
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    Default Re: The Great PachiTalk "Groan off"

    Another pirate joke:

    What brand of clothing do pirates wear?

    AAAArrrrmani
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    Default Re: The Great PachiTalk "Groan off"

    Ooops, hit the "Thanks" button.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBearSteve View Post
    Where does a waitress with one leg work?

    IHOP
    In a Chinese restaurant, her name tag would say "IRENE"
    Last edited by Meathead; 08-02-2008 at 11:57 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
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    Why do Gorillas have such Big nostrils?

    Because they have Big fingers!
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    Default Re: The Great PachiTalk "Groan off"

    Quote Originally Posted by bigbearsteve View Post
    why do gorillas have such big nostrils?

    because they have big fingers! :e

    gross!
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    How do you catch a unique rabbit?

    Unique up on it...

    How do you catch a tame rabbit?

    Tame way, Unique up on it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 01PyTypeR#1140 View Post
    THIS GROAN GAME SUCKS AND SO DOES PACHITALK!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE CAME UP WITH SUCH A RETARDED GAME. WHO COULD BE SOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID? OH, YEAH YOU!!! ONLY ON PACHITALK... WHOEVER JOINS IN THIS STUPID GAME NEEDS TO GET A LIFE!!!

    This should do the trick! I WIN!!!
    Come on guys!!! This is B.S. Crown me the Champ already!
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    Default Re: The Great PachiTalk "Groan off"

    Quote Originally Posted by 01PyTypeR#1140 View Post
    Come on guys!!! This is B.S. Crown me the Champ already!
    Now groan me for groaning you!
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    Siamese twins walk into a pub in Vancouver and park themselves on a bar stool.

    One of them says to the barkeeper, 'Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip.I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please'.

    The barkeeper, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers.'Been on vacation yet, lads?'

    'Off to England
    next month,' says John. 'We go toEnglandevery year and hire a car and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?'Jim agrees.

    'Ah, England!' says the barkeeper. 'Wonderful country... the history, the beer, the culture...'

    'Nah, we don't like that British crap,' says John. ' Hamburgers & Molsons beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude.'

    'So why keep going to England
    ?' asks the bar keeper.

    'It's the only chance Jim gets to drive.'
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    ... I am laughing myself silly all ready.
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    Where do you find a dog with no legs?

    Right where you left him...
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    Default Re: The Great PachiTalk "Groan off"

    Quote Originally Posted by BigBearSteve View Post
    Where do you find a dog with no legs?

    Right where you left him...

    Now you need to take him for a drag...
    A Hardy har har...

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