A Stress Buster

[new in town]

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy

p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dink y
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dipping
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdl e

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W.. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.

Put more laughter in your day.

So. Whats Your new name???

Mines :

Spoiler

Dorky Pickle Butt.

[dattia]

Liver Snicklesniffer here

[Eddie]

Im Liver GizzardButt

[luckydog]

Dipsy Farfelldunkin here

[dattia]

I'm glad I'm not the only Liver

...and I hope that snickles smell good... since I have a tendency to sniff them!

[owennewton]

sloopy frickenhump

[20sporty02]

"Dorfus HamsterHump" is my new name

[Youngjedi]

Snickle ChickenDunkin

[musky]

Dorky Dippingdoodle...God I wish I had a dollar each time I've been called that!

[Sederien]

Sir Sloopy Dippingdoodle... Do I win?

[new in town]

's We all WIN when it comes to a good laugh... 's

[johntofva]

Just call me Mr. Farcus Dippingtush

[BigBearSteve]

FarkleTush...Crusty FarkleTush.

[dattia]

Oh...now that one sounds BAD... sorry! Crusty Farkletush...

[new in town]

Hey! Made me laugh ! ! !

[dattia]

Yeah, I'm still laughing!

[RaymondV]

Dinky ChickenLips

[F45]

Goober Dippingsniffer

[bfree]

Pleased to meet you all, I'm Boobie Dipping Tush!

[Chris]

Goober dipping tush here, reporting for duty