01PyTypeR#1140 Joke Of The Day!!!

[dattia]

Not me

[luckydog]

A senior moment, I forgot how to spell heed

[new in town]

Pro-ZAK! Wheres my PRO-ZAK!

[01PyTypeR#1140]

Headlines of 2050

Florida to Be Readmitted to Union


Texas Executes Last Remaining Citizen


Great and Benevolent Galactic Ruler Reveals That Probes Were "Just For Fun"


Wealthy Widow Anna Nicole Smith, 83, Weds Handsome Young Actor. "This Is True Love," He Beams.


President "Bonecrusher" Jones to Face Chief Justice "Mad Dog" Ortega In Cage Match


Pope Phil II Settles Custody Battle With Ex-Wife


Upcoming NFL Draft Likely to Focus On Mutants


Younger Generation's Music Provokes Outrage of Elders


D.C. Zoo to Receive Rare Cow


Court Clears AOLTimeWarnerGE-DisneyCiscoFordRJR-NabiscoExxon-Mobil of Monopoly Charges


50-Year Study: Diet and Exercise Key to Weight Loss

Gas up to 39.24 per US gallon

What 2050 headlines can you come up with:questionm

[luckydog]

according to global warming Florida may be under water by 2050

[FTKServices]

WOW.. even the people inland will have an ocean view...

[dattia]

Gee...01, you'd better pace yourself with these jokes. I'm getting worried about you

[hanabi]

As we were looking at English words a little earlier in this Thread,
I thought this Link might be interesting...

Some good reading and interesting observations


http://www.theinterpretersfriend.com/misc/humr/eng.html

[01PyTypeR#1140]

Learn Chinese

That's not right. - Sum Ting Wong.

Are you harboring a fugitive? - Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me as soon as possible. - Kum Hia Nao.

Stupid Man. - Dum Gai.

Small Horse. - Tai Ni Po Ni.

Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table. - Ai Bang Mai Ni.

I think you need a face lift. - Chin Tu Fat.

It's very dark in here. - Wai So Dim?

I thought you were on a diet. - Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone. - No Pah King.

You are not very bright. - Yu So Dum.

I got this for free. - Ai No Pei.

Please stay a while longer. - Wai Go Nao?

Stay out of sight. - Lei Lo.

He's cleaning his automobile. - Wa Shing Ka.

Your body odor is offensive. - Yu Stin Ki Pu.

[drcrippen324]

definatly a groaner that one

on a side note sid is there any chance of adding a double groan button for such ocations

[johntofva]

Yes... We need a double groan button.

[Sid]

well if i do add one it will probably crash the board...


especially in this thread..

[01PyTypeR#1140]

well if i do add one it will probably crash the board...


especially in this thread..

Ha... ... ... ... ha... ... ... ... that was soooooooooooooooo not funny.

[johntofva]

according to global warming Florida may be under water by 2050

Sounds like a good time to buy some land in southern Georgia.

[Sid]

Ha... ... ... ... ha... ... ... ... that was soooooooooooooooo not funny.

I know.. thats why it fits so perfectly with your jokes...

[01PyTypeR#1140]

I know.. thats why it fits so perfectly with your jokes...

booooooooooooooooooo booooooooooooooooooooooooo boooooooooooooooo boooooooooooooooooooooo

[Sid]

Sorry Bud but you walked into that one... actually more like ran right into it

[johntofva]

The two of you make a good comedy team.

[01PyTypeR#1140]

blonde sucide

A blonde and a redhead were watching the 6'o clock news and this guy was threatening to jump off a bridge.
The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldnt jump but he did,so the blonde gave the red head the $50.
And the redhead said "i cant take this youre my friend"
and the blonde said "no,a bet's a bet"
then the red head said "no i saw this on the 5 o'clock news its not fair"
and the blonde said "so did i but i didnt think he'd jump twice!"

[johntofva]

I actually like that joke. I have heard it a few times, but it is still a good joke.