First Crabmas and now This!!

[MrGneiss]

I think owen's had too much!! He's just blown up cousin Weedy's 1967 camero...Said he didn't like the color or something!!

[owennewton]

silly misquoting fool you.

[MrGneiss]

Well maybe I heard wrong...So much booze!!

[owennewton]

It was his model of a 67 and it looked at me funny.

[MrGneiss]

Sometimes after I hang out with weedy, a lot of things seem to start looking at me funny...and they often start talkin bad about me too!!

[owennewton]

well...I didn't want to tell you but the model was talking smack about you

[MrGneiss]

Its the '05 Crabmas party all over again!!

[owennewton]

It's OK Stuey, thats why I blew it up

[MrGneiss]

Oh thank you!! Here, have a beer!!

[musky]

Dag nabbit! After staying up for over 32 hours working, brewing and delivering all this booze, I pass out from exhaustion only to find that y'all drank all the hootch. What really makes me miffed is that while I was passed out someone took a magic marker and drew nasty phrases and pictures all over me... oh, that's real funny guys.

[Tulsa]

Dag nabbit! After staying up for over 32 hours working, brewing and delivering all this booze, I pass out from exhaustion only to find that y'all drank all the hootch. What really makes me miffed is that while I was passed out someone took a magic marker and drew nasty phrases and pictures all over me... oh, that's real funny guys.

I thought it was pretty damn funny, too!

[doug]

[Sid]

Could have been the whiskey, might have been the gin.

Could have been three or four six-packs,
I don't know, but look at the mess I'm in,
My head is like a football, I think I'm gonna die,
Tell me, me oh me oh my,
Wasn't that a party?

Someone took a grapefruit and wore it like a hat,
I saw someone under my kitchen table, talking to my old tom cat,
They were talking about hockey and the cat was talkin' back,
Along about then everything went black,
But wasn't that a party?

I'm sure it's just my memory playin' tricks on me,
But I think I saw my buddy cuttin' down my neighbour's tree,

Could have been the whiskey, might have been the gin.
Could have been three or four six-packs,
I don't know, but look at the mess I'm in,
My head is like a football, I think I'm gonna die,
Tell me, me oh me oh my,
Wasn't that a party?

Old Billy Joe and Tommy, well they went a little far,
They were sitting in my backyard blowing on the siren in somebody's police car.
So you see, your honour,
It was all in fun,
That little bitty track meet down on main street,
Was just to see if the cops could run,
Well, they run us in to see you,
In an alcoholic haze,
I can sure use those thirty days to recover from the party.

Could have been the whiskey, might have been the gin.
Could have been three or four six-packs,
I don't know, but look at the mess I'm in,
My head is like a football, I think I'm gonna die,
Tell me, me oh me oh my,
Wasn't that a party?

[MrGneiss]

Ok, I'm not going to panic, I know I put my hat in a safe place before the party...

[Chris]

Surely not again Stuey

[Sid]

I think the Raccoons, took it!!

[Tulsa]

I think the Raccoons, took it!!

I thought we ate the raccoons for Thanksgiving?

[birdbrain]

we did not eat raccoon !!!...did we?

[owennewton]

I don't know!

[luckydog]

I did see a wishbone