Crabmas Cancelled?

[MrGneiss]

I heard on the news that the GLU lobsters have been at the Crabmas Salami Factory for 2 days now, but they still haven't restarted production!!

[Sid]

i think some cocktail sauce will get those prawns back to work

[hanabi]

I'm quite partial to Breaded Scampi deep fried and served with
a nice tartar sauce...

[MrGneiss]

[doug]

Look The Lobster union is attacking management

[Sid]

with all the overtime they have been forced to work. im sure this is the last of the outbreaks ..

poor lobsters

[musky]

Guys...I have salami, I have lots of salami...over 6 billion in fact. I bought several containers from China and I'm willing to offer them to the revolution if U.G.L.Y would like to solve this issue and save Crabmas...but if you would rather T.U.L.S.A be the hero...

[luckydog]

does this salami contain lead or ecoli???

[musky]

does this salami contain lead or ecoli???

Oh don't be silly LD, we're talking China here, not some 3rd world back woods country. Of course it has lead and E-coli...mercury too This is the good stuff.

[Sid]

but its not carefully prepared by the happy little hands of the Christmas Crabs little Prawn workers..


your just trying to commercialize Crabmas! for Shame!

[musky]

but its not carefully prepared by the happy little hands of the Christmas Crabs little Prawn workers..


your just trying to commercialize Crabmas! for Shame!

No, I'm trying to save Crabmas, you dimwit. And as for those prawns...who cares. They went on strike and baled right when the Christmas Crab needed them the most. And for what? They had the world by the tail! They were going to be replaced sooner or later anyway so I say, stick a fork in them, they're done. It's a dog eat prawn world out there. Either Lead, follow or get out of the way

[logicprobe]

I thought I'd seen it all here at PachiTalk...

But now... a muskrat offering to sell his salami to the highest bidders?

[Sid]

looks like there are going to be more lobsters imported to help with the Crabmas Salamis!!

JOY!!!

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[arbycoffee]

UN-Real and it never ends it a claw to the top kind of world

[doug]

They want fringe benefits


Look Scabs spotted

[dishpan]

... But now... a muskrat offering to sell his salami to the highest bidders?

Whatever happened to "Muskrat Love"? Gotta go and tell the Capt'n and T. about this.

(I'll ignore the "pimping" overtones .)

[MrGneiss]

The lobster imports from West Crabland have arrived, but find trouble when the try to cross the picket line!!

[MrGneiss]

The last I heard on the news was that with 8 lobsters now manning the factory, that salami production has once again started back up, the bad news is that the salami that the snot lobsters are turning out makes Musky's lead salami look like Grade A!!

Lets hope that either the lobsters get the hang of things soon, or that the strike ends!!

There's still time!!

[musky]

There is nothing wrong with my salami thank you.

[Tulsa]

There is nothing wrong with my salami thank you.

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