I need all of you to pray

[arbycoffee]

I need all of you to pray for me, I have to go shopping with my wife tomorrow morning, I did and said everything I could to get out of it. I even offered to cut off my toe, no joy with her, she said it is something I got to do!

So if any of you guys happen to think of me, say a little pray, I will be sitting in the dumb clucks chair in all the stores she wants to go to. It is that one chair all alone out on the floor, no table or anything next to it, just al alone. And eveybody knows it is the dumb clucks chair. and the guy setting in it wasn't good enought to be able to talk his way out of going.
A man not worthy of his gender. they make you hold up things in front of you so they can look at it. Like you are going to wear it, NOT. They return it in two weeks anyway, so why buy it ?

Wait till She get me in Vicky Secerts, I am going to ask the first person for thong underwear in blue. when they ask the size, I am going to say "it don't matter, I can put more air in or let some out".

This will teach her, if she lets me live after, I will probley carry the marks the rest of my life, but I would have stood up for my GENDER.

So pray for me

[d mowery]

Good luck- We may be saying a goodby service for you as well as a ol pachinko, I know the drill real well, Ps will me your machines ,I will arrange for pickup on the machines that is :wink:

[luckydog]

arby,

you could tell her you got eye strain from tattooing those 5 cheerleaders :oops:

[d mowery]

If he does that Im getting a big truck ready to head south, any one vol to help load for second pick

[arbycoffee]

She would say "you don't have black eyes yet"

A valled threat me thinks

[Tulsa]

"it don't matter, I can put more air in or let some out".

You got me that time! Thank goodness tequilla doesn't stain! :wink:

[arbycoffee]

yea, but my white pants will never be white again

[Paul]

I have sat in that chair many times in my life. It seems to have a bright spot light shining down on it to make sure everyone walking by gets a good look at you.

On the flip side, when we leave a place like that, I take my wife to Circuit City and look at every big screen they have. There is no chair for her.....nope.....she has the even more humiliating experience of having to stand about 2 feet behind the salesman and I while we talk about lines of resolution.

I guess it's a 50/50 deal.

Paul

[arbycoffee]

I forgot about the Light :cry:

[arbycoffee]

I have surived, tho the twins are down to a single.

And I would look ok in a long black dress, NOT