How you can tell when it's going to be a rotten day?

[Sid]

-You wake up face down on the pavement.
-You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.
-You see a 60 Minutes news team waiting in your office.
-Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
-You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.
-Your twin brother forgot your birthday.
-You wake up and discover your waterbed broke and then realize that
you don't have a waterbed.
-Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.
- Your blind date turns out to be your ex.
- Your income check bounces.
-Your pet rock snaps at you.
-Your wife says, "Good morning, Bill" and your name is George.
-Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow
a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.

[luckydog]

Back in the last 60's,I had a horn on my 1959 Mercedes 190 that would blow sometimes when I made a right turn

some people would wave or give me weird looks like "do I know you"

Once one mother with a teen daughter really gave me a dirty look

[Tulsa]

You're only son comes to you and tells you he wants to wear chiffon at his graduation.

[Trey314159]

-You see a 60 Minutes news team waiting in your office.

I actually had the surreal experience of walking out of a former employer's suite toward the restroom to see a group of FBI agents coming down the hall. I was thinking, "Boy somebody is going to have a bad day." When I came out of the rest room, I found that they were in our offices. "Someone" (our competitor) had "tipped them off" that we were using "illegal" software--namely theirs. They just assumed it was true because we'd hired one of their programmers. They carted off our servers and we couldn't do anything for a few days while they checked it out. Nothing came of it, except we lost a lot of time and effort. Must be nice to have the FBI available to disrupt your competitors.