This totally SUCKS!

[Sid]

Ok heres the situation

as most of you know Stuey and I have a revolution going on.
well a big part of this revolution as you know are the Sheep.

well our main supplier of sheep for the revolution has been Icognito, he is the owner of Acme revolution Supply..

anyway a couple of days ago i call him up to see about the annual Sheep Shearing that the sheep require and i was informed that he sold the company 2 months ago.

I asked him about the Lifetime sheep shearing policy that he had offered with each and every sheep he sold.. since the hundreds of thousands of sheep we have all come from Icognito.

he told me it wasn't his problem anymore and that i would have to take it up with the new owner. Up until that time me and Icognito had had a very good business relationship, you know being a revolution and all we had a lot of needs and we made sure our members shopped from there. Heck we even recommended him to other revolutions.

All their needs taken care of in one place. Heck Icognito was a preferred vendor.

And now Incognito Sold us out not so much as a single word hey man thanks for buying all those sheep and stuff. its been good doing business with you..

Nope not a word just sold me out... Now Im stuck with these sheep that need shearing my life time sheep sheering service that came with each and every sheep is worth nothing. In contacting the new owner, he told us it's not his problem either.

I feel so Jipped! So Used!

i guess he was just interested in lining his pockets with our hard earned cash...




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[drcrippen324]

Yeah i had teh same problem I even had to go to another sheerer to get my sheep sheard before i got any help from incognito. Heck it was his Sheep he should have onored his life time Sheep Sheering

[sailorpatp]

I would love to help you out Sid.
Just thinking about it brings up that age old question.


How many sheep would a ship steerer sheer, if a ship steerer would sheer sheep?

[johnnyabc]

that company is going to steal th e business and probably pay in the long run. it's like one in a milton shot they will survive this terrible thing of refusing to honor their lifetime sheep shearing warranties.

[Sid]

I would love to help you out Sid.
Just thinking about it brings up that age old question.


How many sheep would a ship steerer sheer, if a ship steerer would sheer sheep?

Looks like the only people who are getting sheared are the loyal customers..

[drcrippen324]

is that sheeered or just plain fleaced sid

[Sid]

I think a little bit of Both!

[drcrippen324]

have you seen or "herd" anything from Incognetos smelly non sheeering a$$ or has he vanished off teh face of the planet? as boy i would liek to dump my poop on his front porch and trust me with all my sheep thats alot of poop heck sid ill even drop by and pick up your poop on the way if you like [IMG]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y146/drcrippen324/****.gif[/IMG]

[doug]

What are you going to do now Sid ?

[scooby_doo_m2002]

and the new owner probably raised the prices too didn't he....

[musky]

This is all shear madness I tell you

[dattia]

I think it's just Baaaaaaaaad Business!

[alstonj1]

I would love to help you out Sid.
Just thinking about it brings up that age old question.


How many sheep would a ship steere sheer, if a ship steerer would sheer sheep?

Answer : As much shearing as a sheep shearer could ,If a sheep shearer could shear sheep !

unfortunately hes out of business ! Thus the dilemma ......Consider your self the last sheep sheared . Time to start shearing your own sheep ...

[hanabi]

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D.I.Y. Sheep Shearing! !

You know as a Revolution we are extremely busy doing.....err.....important Revolution Stuff...

I'm not sure we got the time to get anyone trained up to shear our Sheep.......

So whilst we are sat here discussing our options the sheep are getting woolier and woolier......
They are embarrassed to be seen out and about, unless in disguise....

Can you imagine the mental anguish being caused to our little Sheep friends, and all because of some meaningless Lifetime Sheep Shearing policy that seemed such a Baaaaargain at the time.....

[alstonj1]

well I'm sure there is an illegal alien some where around the U.S. that can do the job that no one seems to want to do .......

[musky]

Hey, hey, hey, I am not illegal.......Uncle Sam knows all about us and we are gainfully employed at Area 51 doing, as you put it, "work no one else wants to do"

[mrjimmy]

i feel your pain

[imsimba]

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So whilst we are sat here discussing our options the sheep are getting woolier and woolier......
They are embarrassed to be seen out and about, unless in disguise....

Does that mean the sheep are getting U.G.L.Y while our minds are elseware?

[Tulsa]

Oh, the sheep were always U.G.L.Y.

[drcrippen324]

well i called incogneato to see if i could get this sheep sheering mess cleaned up once and for all well for me at least anyway well he said he would try and make good with the new owner of acme revolution suplies so rubbing my hands together thinking of all the sheep that poor sid had to sheer himself i put the phone down.......

But it turns out i had just had teh wool pulled over my eyes some more as good old inccogneto hasent turned up with his sheering gear since and my poor wooly friends are just getting hot and unhappy