Where's my HAT????

[birdbrain]

did anyone see the mini series 'the lost room'?

[arbycoffee]

That place could have been where I lost my blazer & key, pants & boots. They were gone for over a year.

[musky]

Same thing happened to me Stuey, about a year ago. One minute I was on my way to American Idol with my reggea banjo and the next thing I know, I wake up naked in a phonebooth just outside of Snow Flake Az. Hey, what's that number on the wall written in lipstick...259? Is that another clue?

[MrGneiss]

What was it that Pa use to always tell me??.........What was it???

Oh yeah, "If you're ever in a strange room, naked and confused, check the walls for clues!"

Let's see.....

Whats that?......Lipstick on the wall?......Is it a clue?....what does it mean???



It looks like a number......159!?

What does 159 mean???.......maybe that detective can figure it out.....I hope he gets here soon........

[Sid]

I pulled the Monaco into the parking lot of the Woolly Squirrel,
A run down motel like the many others in the area,
this Steuy Lewis guy whoever he was wasnt a big spender,
probably down on his luck and on the losing end of life.

I took one last drag out of the half finished Lucky strike before i put it out in the overflowing ashtray of the monaco,
i made sure the 45 was loaded and in the holster.

Stuey Lewis' missing hat may have come back with company and i was going to let them get the jump on me.

I closed the door of the monaco and made my way up the stairs that led to room 212, the smell of booze and cigarettes was all over. i reached the room 212 , the door was half open, I knocked and I waited,

[MrGneiss]

.....What?

Who's there?

[Sid]

The Names Allen,

detective Allen of the Allen and Allen detective agency.

you called me about a missing hat...

[MrGneiss]

You???? You're a Detective????

I've never seen a detective who wore velvet, then again, I've never seen a detective before......

Sorry...I'm still a little out of it, I think that I must have been drugged, but I can't remember......

anyway, come in.

[MrGneiss]

Oh sorry, I thought you were wearing a velvet shirt.....maybe you should see a doctor about that!

[doug]

You should call for back up ZZZZD.jpg

[MrGneiss]

So....what now?

"could you please put some pants on?" said Allen.

:embarasse Oh sorry, but I haven't been able to find my clothes.....wait, maybe theres a robe in the bathroom, I'll go see....

"Please do, I need to be able to concentrate, and with you standing there naked, I don't think I can.

Ok, there, is that better?

"Much....."

[MrGneiss]

So....Are you just going to stand there???

[Sid]

This Stuey lewis Character was giving me the creeps..

First he answers the door naked then he puts on this flowery robe.

clients were getting weirder and weirder,

Mr. Lewis Ill be with you in a second first i'd like to look around a bit first..

[MrGneiss]

Ok....but I don't think there's much here.

[Tulsa]

Ok....but I don't think there's much here.

He said as he flashed open his robe...


:lol8:

[MrGneiss]

[doug]

Is this your hat ?zhat.jpg

[luckydog]

It looks like an unsolved case and 20 years from now we will see this on "Cold Cases" on tv

[Sid]

No, detective Allen is still trying to get over Stuey answering the door naked...

[dattia]

Hmmmm.... I wonder how long it takes to get over something like that......