Re: The 12 Days of Crabmas
Only if you want to know them on a personal nature, one on the left is Taffy and the ne on the right is Pully.Originally Posted by johntofva
salami in a fur tree?! .............. One could get in trouble with that line.
Hey do the sheep have names?......
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more verses?
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we have to wait till tomorrow for the next verse!!!!
I'm so excited
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The way things are going, I'm becoming adverse to the verses.
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Ummmm... Stuey...
It's FIR tree... not fur.
But hey man... it's your salami, you know?
Whatever you do with it on your own time is OK with us.
(Songs of salami and sheep... now I'm wondering)
logicprobe
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I thought it was pretty funny...but I didn't dare post about it. You know, it's all about that naughty and nice thing this time of year
Dawn
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That's RIGHT!
You DO have to be extra nice this time of year.
logicprobe
Retired - Living on a Wing and a prayer!
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Dawn doesn't want to get "The Boot"
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Oh no! Definitely NOT the boot.
Dawn
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On the third day of Crabmas, the Christmas Crab gave to me...
Three Pipe Wrenches Shoplifted by a Mad Squirrel!
Two Crazy Sheep,
And a salami in a fur tree!
Tune in tomorrow for the next verse!
"Blowing smoke rings at the moon."
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So, the crab condones shoplifting...
What's next, four hooting hookers?
Meanwhile, somewhere in Oklahoma.
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are we Baaaaaad ?
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I wasn't aware it was up to the crab to grant forgiveness. But I guess if you're crab is "all knowing", then you've mixed religion and folklore (opps is that an oxymoron) into one very twisted celebratory endeavor.
Now I'm also quite sure the guy who owned the three pipe wrenches subscribes to your all knowing, all forgiving crab.
No, I say this crab is a menace to society and he and his kind should all be caught and properly steamed. All the loot they've stolen over the years returned to it's rightful owners and those owners to receive free crab meat for life for reparations.
Down with thieving crabs and their squirrel cronies!
Meanwhile, somewhere in Oklahoma.
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Gee Tulsa, sounds like the only one getting steamed here is you......chill man and just enjoy the gifts, by Christmas you will have 27 pipe wenches. Ooops! Now I've done It, I've spoiled your surprize. Everything that is mentioned in the song is being shipped to you........The packages should start arriving this week..........
Merry Christmas.....
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Pssst musky, I got the left boot last year and I'm trying for the right one this year, okay? Now go away kid, you're bothering me.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Oklahoma.
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On the forth day of Crabmas, the Christmas Crab gave to me...
4 Used Raincoats!
Three Pipe Wrenches Shoplifted by a Mad Squirrel..........
Tune in tomorrow for the next verse!
"Blowing smoke rings at the moon."
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good that type of raincoat
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The crab must have swiped those from a coat rack in a restraunt or nearby school
or does he shop at Goodwill too
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