Never know unless you try!

[Eddie]

Oh Pachitalk mightiest of websites, Most true,wise and all knowing of Pachislo and Pachinkos. Sacred electronic and most generous scroll that you are I pray unto you.
I have been ever so faithful to you and your most Holy son Million God I have followed your path and have not strayed.
I ask upon you but one ................no make that two humble things.
Can you send upon me a miracle as was sent to one of your other followers (Although not as devout as I)
I ask you very meekly for a DekaIncca and a Dream Jong Vegas!
I your faithful and subserviant follower kneel before your glory on the broken glass of ancient machines and praise you.

(Hope this works)

[luckydog]

Nice try Eddie, you could try this too!!

[musky]

Shameless Eddy, just P.O.ed you beat me to it!

[Tulsa]

Well if you're praying to the website I suppose that's my queue...

(clears throat)

Oh thee, most devout follower

Thou have been most true and righteous

It is upon the throne of just goodness

that I bestow upon thee, the most righteous of words

Thou has sinned a brazen and most blasphemous sin

Thou has asked for kindness - true faith does not ask such as this

You have fallen from the stool of goodness and delved into the

depths of unrighteous and unholy goodie mongering

Repent your ways - Confess your greed - Sacrifice your own toys

in the hopes of one day regaining your place among the true believers.

[birdbrain]

[arbycoffee]

Yer preachin' to the choirs here!

[logicprobe]

Oh well...

Maybe Eddie would have had better luck ending the prayer with "Amen"... instead of "Hope this works".

Time to dig up that pachinko ball rosary, bud.

[drcrippen324]

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[grommit]

FUNNY, VERY FUNNY ..... Tulsa, that was almost Shakespearean, if you had added a "forsooth", "nave" or a "prey tell" the Bard would be proud

[Eddie]

Well if you're praying to the website I suppose that's my queue...

(clears throat)

Oh thee, most devout follower

Thou have been most true and righteous

It is upon the throne of just goodness

that I bestow upon thee, the most righteous of words

Thou has sinned a brazen and most blasphemous sin

Thou has asked for kindness - true faith does not ask such as this

You have fallen from the stool of goodness and delved into the

depths of unrighteous and unholy goodie mongering

Repent your ways - Confess your greed - Sacrifice your own toys

in the hopes of one day regaining your place among the true believers.

Forgive me father for I have sinned..... but what do you expect Im only human?
Hey if all the Pachitalk Angels are giving gifts I thought maybe a little prayer might catch their attention and they would slip me one.

Hmmmmmm maybe a sacrifice would have worked better

[luckydog]

Maybe you should turn that stove on Eddie

[Bartsimpson]

Man you really like that machine don't you? LOL the only time I see you on here you are talking about that machine. Glad to see you have a favorite. But dang.

[Eddie]

Maybe you should turn that stove on Eddie

[logicprobe]

Man you really like that machine don't you?

You have NO idea.

Rumor has it that he's shaved his head, dresses in a robe, and dances around Grand Central Station jingling bags of tokens.

[Sid]

You have NO idea.

Rumor has it that he's shaved his head, dresses in a robe, and dances around Grand Central Station jingling bags of tokens.

He has been going door to door to pachi vendors in the NY area too...

sigh its worse then we thought...

[hanabi]

How on earth could it possibly be worse than 'WE' thought...............

[scooby_doo_m2002]

Dear kind sir Eddie,

You must gift before recieving a gift... Send Spin Luck to:
Mike Brassine
202 ........


Hey it was worth a try....

[Eddie]

Dear kind sir Eddie,

You must gift before recieving a gift... Send Spin Luck to:
Mike Brassine
202 ........


Hey it was worth a try....

You are indeed enlightend! Me Im a greedy slouch so no SpinLuck for you.
Yes it was a nice try

[Sid]

Well if you're praying to the website I suppose that's my queue...

(clears throat)

Oh thee, most devout follower

Thou have been most true and righteous

It is upon the throne of just goodness

that I bestow upon thee, the most righteous of words

Thou has sinned a brazen and most blasphemous sin

Thou has asked for kindness - true faith does not ask such as this

You have fallen from the stool of goodness and delved into the

depths of unrighteous and unholy goodie mongering

Repent your ways - Confess your greed - Sacrifice your own toys

in the hopes of one day regaining your place among the true believers.

in simple terms Eddie,

your Million god doesnt love you anymore....

[logicprobe]

Man you really like that machine don't you?

You have NO idea.

Rumor has it that he's shaved his head, dresses in a robe, and dances around Grand Central Station jingling bags of tokens.

He has been going door to door to pachi vendors in the NY area too...

sigh its worse then we thought...

How on earth could it possibly be worse than 'WE' thought...............

Really!!!

We have pretty vivid imaginations.

Along with "photographic evidence".