Bottom Deodorant?
The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some
bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the
woman that they don't sell anything called bottom deodorant, and never
have. Unfazed, the blonde assures him that she has been buying the
stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more.
"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any." "But I always
get it here," says the blonde. "Do you have the container it comes in?"
"Yes!" says the blonde, "I will go and get it." She returns with the
container and hands it to the pharmacist, who looks at it and says to
her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant." The annoyed
blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the
container: "To apply, push up bottom."
"I've stopped fighting my inner demons, we are on the same side now." 
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