Bakery
A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties.
One day a young man comes into the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter.
Noticing the length of her skirt (or lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread - on the very top shelf - he politely says to the young woman, "I'd like some raisin bread, please."
She climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, providing the young man with an excellent view, just as he surmised she would.
When she comes down the ladder, he says he really should get two loaves as he is having company for dinner.
As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what is going on.
Thinking quickly, he orders a loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view. With each trip up he ladder, the young lady seems to catch the eye of another male customer.
Pretty soon, each male customer is asking for raisin bread just to watch the young woman climb up and down.
After many trips, she is tired, irritated and thinking she is really going to have to try the raisin bread herself.
Once again she is up the ladder retrieving a loaf of raisin bread for another male customer.
She stops and fumes, glaring at the men below. She notices an elderly man standing among the crowd of males looking up at her who hasn't placed an order yet.
Thinking to save herself another trip up and down the ladder, she yells at the elderly man, "Is yours raisin, too?" "No," croaked the old man, "but it's a
quiverin'..."
"I've stopped fighting my inner demons, we are on the same side now." 
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My rice krispies told me to do it
