Michael Jackson Pachinko

[Sid]

yes he does...

how do you think he got that divot in his chin....

[chrisg]

This seems like a good time to post this:

http://anomalies-unlimited.com/Jackson.html

[alstonj1]

OK let me clarify it a bit Sid , he has no balls of his own !!!!!!!!

[Sid]

well thats what im saying.. they were moved up

this reminds me of a joke,

lady has spent her entire life getting face lift after face lift she goes to her plastic surgeon one day to get another one. the Surgeon says.. Sorry but we cant do anything else for you we've dont all that we can....

the lady is shocked and what am i suppose to do now!!! my life is ruined.. isnt there something we can do!!!

the Plastic surgeon thinks about it for a bit... and says well there is this experimental surgery its still not tested on humans it consists of installing a special screw on the top of the head when you need to tighten up you just give it a twist and everything gets tightened up...

the lady is thrilled.. she accepts right away...
the surgery is done and a few days after recovery she tries it out for the first time, she gives the screw half a twist and whamo 15 years younger.

a few weeks go by and she visists her plastic surgeon in a state of panic.....

What ahve you done to me!!! this surgery is a mess!!!!!

everything was going fine and now ive started to get Bags under my eyes!!!

the doctor takes one look at her and says..

Look lady if you dont stop tightening that screw your gonna have a beard in a little while......

[alstonj1]

My dear lady those arent bags under your eyes there your ta-ta's !!!!.......heard a variation of that one before

[hanabi]

Plastic Surgery

What the hecks wrong with growing older Disgracefully?!

You can still

[Sid]

got to play the cards you are dealt...

[luckydog]

Right, look at Mick Jagger

[Sid]

[hanabi]

Must We?

[alstonj1]

Heck with Mick look at Keith Richards now theres a natural wonder he's still alive ......and they say cockroaches will survive a nuclear bomb Keith will be eating them after the bomb drops wondering where everyone else is ......

[hanabi]

Now Keith has an ...err......interestig face..!

You can see a map of his life on it....

Respect to the man - he lived to the max - and survived!!!

[slothappy144]

I believe Keith is chemically preserved.

[hanabi]

Pickled in Alcohol I reckon!

[Droog]

I would buy this just for the cheese factor.

[azlew]

My Neighbor just brought a magazine called "Stuff" over and showed me this article on page 26 :

Michael Jackson = 100 million+ dollars is what he would get paid for 80 percent take in using his name , image and likeness in advertising etc.

He is still huge in the Middle East, Europe and Asia. The pachinko machine (a Japanese mixture of pinball and slots) with his face on it is still the biggest seller in Asia.

[luckydog]

They can just keep him

[azlew]

They can just keep him

I feel the same way.

Yet...my girlfriends 18 year old daughter is absolutely crazy about him and his music. When I showed her the picture of the pachinko she said she has to have it.

Just goes to show you how outta touch we are at times with younger generations plus the world.

[slotter]

My daughter who is 15 can't stand the guy. So, maybe we aren't ALL that much out of touch?

[azlew]

Actually I question that statement from the magazine "Stuff". I haven't seen any indication that the Michael Jackson Pachinko is a hot seller in Japan. The list of what the parlors have don't show it as being installed as far as I can tell.

Anyone have any sales data from Asia and Europe on Pachinko machines?

My neighbor is writing "Stuff" magazine to get the sources of their statement.