Redneck Storm Shelter

[slotter]

Hey!!! Finally, a use for all those buses that weren't used by the New Orleans mayor to get people out:

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[doug]

[johntofva]

cool..........Can I get mine with a Grey Hound bus?...........Please...That would be so cool........LOL

[d mowery]

Double decker Grayhound with bath and kitchin , now thats liven fer us ol Red necks

[Sid]

Sorry Couldnt resist

Did you hear about the South Carolina redneck who passed away
and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
She can't touch it till she's fourteen.
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What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck?
The good ol' boy raises livestock. The redneck gets
emotionally involved.
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What's the most popular pick-up line in Alabama?
Nice tooth!
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Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator
told Bubba that she would send someone out right away.
"Where do you live?" asked the operator. Bubba replied, "At
the end of Eucalyptus Drive."
The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"
There was a long pause and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout if
I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"
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How do you know when your staying in a Georgia hotel?
When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my
sink" and the person at the front desk says "go ahead."
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How can you tell if a Texas redneck is married?
There is dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck.
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age
in Tennessee to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of
the high schools!
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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi?
A documentary.
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How many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum?
Two. One to eat, and one to watch out for traffic.
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Why did God invent armadillos?
So that Texas rednecks can have 'possum on the halfshell.
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Where was the toothbrush invented?
Alabama. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been
called a teethbrush.
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Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. He
says to the driver, "Got any ID?"
The driver says, "Bout what?"
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Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee State Lottery?
The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
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Why did O. J. Simpson want to move to Alabama?
Everyone has the same DNA.
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Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Little Rock,
Arkansas burned down? Yep. Pert' near took out the whole
danged trailer park.
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A new law recently passed in South Carolina: When a couple
gets divorced, they're still brother and sister.
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What's the best thing to ever come out of Arkansas?
I-40.
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Two Rednecks were walking down a street toward each other,
and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey
Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"
"Jus' some chickens."
"If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?"
"Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them."
"OK. Ummmmm . . . five?"
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What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas, and a
hurricane in Florida have in common? Somebody's fixin' to
lose them a trailer.
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A Mississippian came home and found his house on fire, he
rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted,
"Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"
"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"
"Shucks, don't y'all still have them big red trucks?"
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Why do folks in Kentucky go to the movie theater in groups of
18 or more? 'Cuz 17 and under not admitted.
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Redneck goes to a pharmacist and says: "I've got a hot date for tonight,
an' I needs me some pertection. How much is a pack a' them thar rubbers
gonna cost me?" To which the pharmacist responds: "A three-pack of
condoms is $4.99 with tax." To which the redneck replies: "TACKS! Gawd
A'mighty, don't they stay on by themselves?!"

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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a redneck murder:
1.The DNA's all the same
2.There's no dental record

[Tulsa]

Double decker Grayhound with bath and kitchin , now thats liven fer us ol Red necks

Every good redneck knows you build them double-wide, not double-tall.

[d mowery]

Sorry Tater , I fergits as been in the big city to long

[luckydog]

that bus would make a great game room