I can't Believe it's not the Contest Thread.

[Sid]

It's Silly Sid's Special Section

We're not crazy, we're special

and looks like silly sid has some company.....

well that and we figured perhaps it was best to have all the silliness in one place as appose to interferring with the serious threads.
(well at least try not to interfere )

[arbycoffee]

Can also be used to hunt

[Sid]

A jackalope Hunting we will Go!!!
we will hunt the mythical creature with mythical weapons..

[arbycoffee]

Cool Jackalope Nuggets

[Sid]

yes served with a light balsamic vinegar glaze..

[arbycoffee]

100 year old balsamic vinegar very costly, but very good

[Thomas P.]

St. Smithen's Medical Facility and Pork Sausage Distillery
has been known to dump their stuff into Miller's Creek. All sorts of
heinous stuff, big barrels floatin' in the creek, with little things on
them that say "St. Smithen's Medical Facility and Pork Sausage
Distillery". Anyway, Earl was fishing, and he caught a wall-eyed bass,
which had twenty-seven eyes on it. It was a twenty-seven-eyed wall-eyed
bass. Earl looked at it, and decided, "Mmmm, wouldn't this be good to
eat!" So he took out his knife to cut it open. But that fish looked up
at him, and it said, "Please, mister! Please, don't eat me!" And Earl
said, "But I'm hungry! I'm hungry! I work on a maggot farm! My wife can
only say 'dog-$$$$$'! My daughter is a pile of fungus! My son spent all
of his college money calling '976-' numbers! I have to eat you!" And
that fish said, "Please, don't eat me, mister, please!" And he said,
"I have to! I have to!" So the fish said, "Alright then, if you're
gonna cut me open, let me ask you one question: Didja ever go to eat
a pork sausage and find it's got hairs growin' all over it?" And then,
all twenty-seven eyes stared back at Earl, and they stared back at his
wife who could only say "dog-$$$$$", and they stared back at his weird
"976-" animal-calling son, and they stared back at that... little pile
of pus that passes for Earl's daughter. And they gave them a look! All
twenty-seven eyes gave them a look! A look that they will not forget
until this very day!
Oh, man!

Thats worth Twenty-Seven Winks...

[Sid]

I can not take full credit the above, they are lyrics borrowed from a song.

[MrGneiss]

Come one, come all, everyone is welcome to post in this wonderfully silly thread!!!

It doesn't have to make sense or be a picture, you can just say hi if you want.

The Captain and Stuey are always here to help you with your journey in to the craziest thread series in pachi web site history!

Don't be scared! The sheep won't bite!

[Sid]

Unless you want them to..

[arbycoffee]

I have warped to the 22 century and all is fine with PachiLand. But Rocky is in it's 18th sequal and Dick Clark is still alive.

I have been warping around, every since W.Shatner gave me the drive done in River Side Iowa where he will be born in the 25th century.

[Sid]

We're goin as fast as we can ARRRRBYY but she cant hold out muccch Longerrr.

[musky]

YEEEOUCH!!!
I've been sheep bit
:AR15firin

It's time to cull the herd

[arbycoffee]

We're goin as fast as we can ARRRRBYY but she cant hold out muccch Longerrr.

I need more Speed Sid, put the pedal to the metal. And Damn the thongs.

YEEEOUCH!!!
I've been sheep bit
:AR15firin

It's time to cull the herd

Put alittle Jackalope joice on it, it will be fine

[Sid]

I've giv'n her all she's got Arrrrby, an' I canna give her no more...

[arbycoffee]

I've giv'n her all she's got Arrrrby, an' I canna give her no more...

You need to see Bones, for some bone/Viagra. That will increase what you are giv'n 'er
You must man, you don't want to hear those dreaded words " Is that . . it ?

[Sid]

oh if she doesnt say those dreaded words theres always.
the
"i think we should talk"
or the ever so popular
" how does this dress make me look"

[arbycoffee]

oh if she doesnt say those dreaded words theres always.
the
"i think we should talk"
or the ever so popular
" how does this dress make me look"

When I hear: " how does this dress make me look"

My knees turn to jelly and I wet my self, when she says that.

[Sid]

There is never a right answer,

If you say it looks fine, its the you just said that to avoid answering..
if you say hmmm gee dear it makes your butt look big,, well hope the medical and the life insurance are paid up cuz you'll need one or the other..
that reminds me,....

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it-- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt." "That's when I made my big mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!" "I don't remember much after that!"

[Thomas P.]

That one I'll remember.
As far as Gitten 'er up to speed.. I'll soon be posting a slightly used but, rebuilt "Flux Capacitor" up on E-bay... She's good as new I tell ya.. No reserve