The Arby Warehouse Clearance

[dishpan]

Warning - Graphics and Emotionally Intensive!

This is a belated continuation of a previous thread. I know, It's been much too long, but I've had too much fun playing and making-up to properly document the big event. Now where did I put those cigars?

This is another great example of the way buying and shipping should be done. You really do get what you pay for!

http://www.pachitalk.com/forums/show...ght=bisty+wars

It all starts innocently enough with packages arriving at Christmas. Now, how do I start explaining to my wife that Santa Claus really loves us? How do I convince her that she no longer loves diamonds? How do I convince her that she'd love many more? After all, Pachis are like diamonds. Forever! Let me kiss you dear. Don't look at me like that? Oh, okay, that knife you are holding is for the packing tape...



I haven't really figured out the "Mother" part. Is Mom really inside? Is she protecting this delicate shipment? A mid-wife for the birthing? Quick, get the hot water, towels and the whisky! Or is it a "Mother" of a guardian who will wail upon any delivery man who dares misshandle this precious cargo?

What is this? As you all can see, there as been an attempt made to murder this package. Were there any survivors? I'm starting to sweat again.

Upon closer inspection, it's starting to look worse than I thought. Where's Mom when I need her? I need hugs! I need the whiskey!

How do I go back to Santa Arby and explain that there has been a breach-birthing? How do I explain to my wife that her rainy-day diamond money has been ill spent? Pass that towel, I'm really starting to sweat now. I really, really need that whiskey. Now! Mommm!

Wait a moment, things may not be so bad after all. What is this? There is more cardboard in here than in an entire Pachinko warehouse shipping department. So that's what happened to all the trees.

Hey, my Precious-Princess-Hans Solo may have survived the encounter with the delivery (Cable?) guy after all. It's amazing what a little Arby Carbonite treatment can do.

Yup, I'm loving that Carbonite! Man, bring on those UPS-DHL-Fedwrecks crews. Arby's ready for you. Is that you Mom? Why are you wearing that purple hat? Is that the beginning of a moustache? I didn't know that we were Greek! That's downright Sid-eous. Darth Sid-eous! Hey, why didn't you tell me Vader was my father! You did what with that potato peeler? Eeeww, I don't want to know. Parents don't have sex.

I'm loving this haul. Yes dear, I'm still here with you. Stop breathing so hard, you are making me nervous. Do you still love me dear? ... For who I really am? Darth-Pachi?



Look dear, they sparkle like diamonds! Yes Honey-Bun, this really is a used machine! Mother Arby has made it look like NEW. Not a scratch! Everything is so clean and bright. Just look at that mile deep shine! It's just like your kitchen, dear. And it's red, just like that little sports car I promised you. Yes, next year dear. I promise. But look at how well it all color matches, Dattia says that's good. This red case is just gorgeous, not at all like that white case which shows all that dirt, finger prints, drool...yes dear, I know, it will hide the blood better, now put down that knife. Please dear, isn't this better than a few small baubles on a string arround your neck? You really can enjoy this forever. Just like the commercials. No dear, there isn't another woman!



And just look under the carpets dear. It is spotless. Even in the corners. Everything is where it shoud be. Just look at the size of that Dongle dear! Don't get so excited dear, It's the Greek in me. I love you Mom...Dad!



Well that's it guys/gals, I have to go kiss and make up. Can you offer any woman advice mother Arby, Sid ... Dattia? Does anyone know if De-Beers licensed a diamond pachinko game?

Oh, and by the way, there is also a Star Wars in here, and it looks just like Pop. It's time to go now, I just love making up!

[Sid]

thanks


Diamonds, Mom , Darth vader..

[rebonz]

Can life get any better ?

[arbycoffee]

Cool !

[arbycoffee]

speaking of Clearance, check out a few machines I got up at $5 start no reserve. You can get one for cheaper than it cost to get it here.

[websherpa]

What is "American Pinball Action" mod? (Cyclic I suppose) but can it be reversed Arby?

Thanks,

[arbycoffee]

nope, these are for people who want to play a pachinko, not handle balls and count them

[luckydog]

Arby, I have DROOL all over my keyboard looking at your auctions

[johntofva]

Me too Lucky...............Arby always has the best toys.

[bf_of_pf]

nope, these are for people who want to play a pachinko, not handle balls and count them

Are there any trade-offs with the cyclic system?

[luckydog]

No ball payouts, all balls return to the front to be reshot.

Same lights, videos and action.

With autoplay you either can shoot balls or press a button to activate reels or video.

[bf_of_pf]

No ball payouts, all balls return to the front to be reshot.

Same lights, videos and action.

With autoplay you either can shoot balls or press a button to activate reels or video.

Thanks. Does it inactivate any of the other machine payout pockets aside from the main start pocket? (I thought I'd read that somewhere here on the site.)

[arbycoffee]

Cyclic Usage does not pay out any balls the only pocket that works is the start. They all ecept balls, it just the start pocket is the only one that start the spin. But if you good at soldering you can make every pocket a start pocket.

These don't come with auto play, I am out of NC Buttons and small boxes for them.

[websherpa]

Cyclic not for me, I'm a glutten for punishment. Too bad, I'd like to get a Masterpiece one, sounds and looks great.

[arbycoffee]

only four of the machines up are Cyclic Usage, the other two are parlor ready.

Even set up a new way to pay, for those wishing to carry the price over 120 days a FREE Lay-Away Plan.

[DaStooge]

Lay-away? you make it almost impossible to resist..............I see a divorce in my near future

[Sid]

now thats cool...

Good on you Arby..

[arbycoffee]

It came to me counting sheep one night, true story

[bf_of_pf]

Cyclic Usage does not pay out any balls the only pocket that works is the start. They all ecept balls, it just the start pocket is the only one that start the spin. But if you good at soldering you can make every pocket a start pocket.

These don't come with auto play, I am out of NC Buttons and small boxes for them.

So when you hit a fever/bonus cycle, does it still go through the process of opening up the "secret door", waiting til it gets the 10 balls or so, and then moving to the next round until it completes all 15?

[arbycoffee]

yes, only no balls are paid out to you