Nigerian Email Scam

[Lazarus]

So how long do you think it would take to get this order together with as many members we have? It's only going to be a coincident that all my family and friends suddenly become pachitalk members.

[Sid]

Now Lazarus.. You are just being Greedy.. what do you think.. Jano is made out of money..

[Thomas P.]

Sid, Don't you think your being a little hard on Jano? He has been denied his hard earned money for what sounds like a long time.
I am confident that he will make good on his word, after all the two of you have developed what seems to be a very strong friendship throught the last Two days. And I see no reason that he would let you, and the rest of us here down.
P.S. I'll move some furniture around this evening in anticipation of the "Star Wars" machine.... My first Pachinko ! Can't wait !
Thanks Buddy!

[arbycoffee]

Sid I give you a goood rate

[jwegger]

Here is the one I got yesterday. All I have to do is call the senato's secretary. He
GOODNEWS!

Dear Friend,

I'm happy to inform you about my success in getting the fund transferred to
a Swiss Account with the cooperation of a new partner from paraguay who is
an international business man.
Presently I'm in Paraguay for investment projects with my own share of the
total sum.

Meanwhile, I did not forget your past efforts and attempts to assist me in
transferring those funds despite that it failed us some how.
Now contact my secretary, her contact is:
Name: Miss. Vivian Ubaka
Email: vivianuba6000@yahoo.com
Tel: +234 802 3180473

Ask her to send you the total $450.000.00 (Four Hundred and Fifty Thousand
US Dollars) which I kept for your compensation for all the past efforts
and attempts to assist me in this matter. I appreciated your efforts at
that time very much. So feel free and get in touc! hed with my secretary
Miss. Vivian Ubaka and instruct her where to send the amount to you.

Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share the
joy after all the sufferness at that time. In the moment, I am very busy
here because of the investment projects which me and the new partner are
having at hand.

Finally, remember that I had forwarded instruction to my secretary on your
behalf to receive that money, so feel free to get in touch with Miss.
Vivian Ubaka and she will send the bank draft to you without any delay.
With best regards
Senator Jiga Ahmed

[luckydog]

When do they ask you for money for all the paperwork????

[ocpachinko]

Although I cannot find the site for the 6th annual conference, I trust the proceedings of the 3rd will assist you.

http://j-walk.com/other/conf/

[Sid]

Sid I give you a goood rate

Cool Thanks Arby!! i knew i could count on you...

hey why dont you start shipping them now and i'll get Jano to deposit the money to your account directly

[MrGneiss]

I don't want to make trouble, but since I already have a Star Wars, can I have a Garfield instead?

Before you answer, let me remind you that I am giving you access to all my bank accounts, so that this deal can go through.

[Sid]

WEll look whos Back.....
i am going to take some time to answer this.
think up a good responce..

we gonna get the money.. we gonna get the money
From: jano [mailto:jano_carlon1@myway.com]
Sent: Mondy, February 27, 2006 12:01

Subject: RE: Urgent Transaction

Dear Eirdo
Thanks for your reply but you have to send me all this information
[1]YOUR FULL NAME:.................
[2]YOUR OCCUPATION:..............
[3]YOUR AGE:...................
[4]YOUR CONTACT HOME ADDRESS:...........
[5]YOUR PHONE NUMBER:.................
[6]YOUR NATIONALITY:...................
[7]YOUR PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS:..........

BANK DETAILS INFORMATION THAT WILL BE USE TO CHANGE ALL THE LEGAL DOCUMENTS IN YOUR NAME AS THE ORIGINAL LEGAL OWNER OF THE FUND.
BANK ACCOUNT:..............
BANK ADDRESS:................
BENEFICIARY NAME:............
ACOUNT NUMBER:.................
SWIFT CODE:................
Am waiting to hear from you soonest.
Mr. Jano Carlon

[luckydog]

Now all you need is a dollar or two to open up a bank account to put all your wealth in

[Sid]

He's not getting a bank account yet...

we'ze got to get to know each other first..

Captain W. Eirdo has a policy about dealing with strangers.

[Sid]

Here is my reply to the email sent to me by our good friend Jano...
here is the photo i attached as well



we are on our way to ge the money now i can feel it
Captain W. Eirdo out...

From:
Sent: Monday, February 27, 2006 15:31
To: 'jano_carlon1@myway.com'
Subject: RE: Urgent Transaction

Dear Jano,

thank you for getting back to me.. Your promptness is a sure sign that we can make this thing happen.

in regards to your email i will gladly fill in the information you require. but before i do and before we can do business together it is my policy to get to know who i am working with.

I dont think it will cause to much problems if we introduce ourselves, I would like to know a little about yourself Jano, who you are what you are etc. this way i have a better understanding of who you are and that you are more than just a name in an email.

In this spirit of cooperation let me be first to introduce myself

My name Is Captain William Eirdo.
but my friends call me The Captain.

Please Jano call me Captain, since we are going to be working together i wish for us to be comfortable amongst our selves.

I have attached a photo of me taken at a friends house, so you have a face to go with the name.

I would like to ask that you also send me a picture of yourself so i can be certain that you are a real person.

I am more then willing to assist you in getting the monies you discussed and to make a nice profit for myself, money is not an issue for me as i have access to my Business partners account..

He has given me power of attorney and i may manage them as i see fit and of course as we both know a little more money never hurt anyone.

But First i have to make sure that you are a real person and not a joke, so that is why i must get to know you. first by emails and then we will arrange a meeting by telephone so you know i am for real as well.

i understand that this matter is urgent but if we do not trust each other there is no way we will be able to get the money.
from what i think of You Jano, you must be a hard working man like myself who wishes to better his life a little. and i admire that, and this is why i wish to help you. and of course helping out a friend and making money are my 2 favorite things.

so let me tell you about myself


I am 65 years old and semi retired.
I have no family as due to my job i did not have the time or want for a family.

I have made a good living serving my country and during my career I held the rank of Captain. a title which i keep proudly until now even though my days in the Military ended several years ago.
at the moment I am located in Greece but I move around as needed by my private assignements.

I have travelled most of the world as a military specialist during my time in the armed forces. now in my retirement i have a small group of private soldiers and our job is to take care of "problems".
they survive as soldiers of fortune.

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find us, maybe you can hire our Stationable Highly- trained Elite Evasion Personnel or S.H.E.E.P. for short.

when the fight is just we are there and we will take care of any "problem"

so jano if you have anymore questions about me. do not hesitate to ask. I want this deal to work for both of us.

I await your information and picture so we can continue.

Please do not send sensitive details etc to this email account as i am afraid "THEY" may be reading my emails, and i do not want them to interfere with anything before we are able finish up our transactions.

for all further sensitive information regarding the deal please send to my personel email account weirdo@otenet.gr so we can be certain that our emails are not read by people who we should not trust.

i look forward to hearing from you soon and continuing our deal

Best Regards

Captain W. Eirdo

[keesterdog]

sid
i think you went a little too far. if you get a response now i'd be surprised.
personally i would have been scared off by the SHEEP team.

[Sid]

hahahaha yeah i know.. i think i went too far too.. but lets see... what Jano replies.

i am curious to see.. if jano doesnt pan out i got about 5 other ones in my junk mail folder who we could play with differently..

[johntofva]

That was wonderful Sid.

[Thomas P.]

I about fell out of my chair after reading the "S.H.E.E.P." refference! I could almost hear the A-Team theme song playing! I think your relationship is evolving nicely, and am awaiting further updates.

And I thought I'd miss the contest thread..

[Sid]

I love it when a plan comes together..

[tmack]

This thread is freaken hilarious, when I need a good laugh at the office I just read the latest update.....

[Sid]

well Guys and gals let me introduce to you our friend Jano.


got to love the american flag lapel pin..
looks very trustworthy doesnt he

heres his email of today..

Forwarded From: jano <jano_carlon1@myway.com>

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> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="US-ASCII"
> Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
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> Captain,Thanks for Your mail which I appreciate a great deal. My name is Jano Carlon, i am 46yrs, married without any kid yet. I have attached My picture and here by forward it to You. I want to start changing information in this fund to Your name as the beneficiary of the fund and hope to succeed by mid next week. It is not going to be easy, but shall scale through. I shall give You up to the moment information as soon as it erupts.please confirm with Me.Jano---

now next step is for me to string him along a little more...

what ever shall i write next..

suggestions are always welcome. so feel free to post your suggestions etc..
after all the money wont just be mine it will be everyones

I think i have a new best friend now...
Jano you are so cool!!!!